soundtracks, pets and the evil empire

Melissa and I have decided we want to have pets.

First a dog. We're getting a male dog and naming him Llama. Yeah, after the domesticated South American ruminant mammal (Lama glama) related to the camel, raised for its soft, fleecy wool and used as a beast of burden. You don't like it? Screw you, it's funny.

Second is fish. Lots of fish. And we are naming each and every one. And they will all be named for song titles. For example, there will be one named Teenage Riot. Purple Rain. Rio. Paranoid Android. Where is my Mind? (the question mark will be part of it's name.) You don't like that either? Then you can't be part of our club. Now bugger off.

I went back to Evil Empire (Walmart) to order my contacts and a pair of glasses today. Melissa came with me and helped me choose the frames. Appearently she thinks I'll be especially hot in 'em. That's a good thing since I want to get as much booty as possible. Of course Melissa will read this and I'm sure she'll hit me the next time she sees me. Hi darling, love you lots!

I've also decided to put together a new mixed CD. It's going to be the "Soundtrack to My Life". I'm a big fan of movies and I've always wanted to write a screenplay. My ideas for screenplays always have a main character that is basically me (or very much based on me). Well, a good soundtrack can really make a movie more enjoyable (see Garden State). So the mixed CD I am making will be the soundtrack to the movie based on my life. Here is my track listing:

01 - "I Wanna Be Adored" by The Stone Roses
02 - "5ive" by Medicine
03 - "Caring is Creepy" by The Shins
04 - "Holiday Song" by The Pixies
05 - "How To Disappear Completely" by Radiohead
06 - "Coffee & TV" by Blur
07 - "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star
08 - "For Love" by Lush
09 - "Clumsy" by Our Lady Peace
10 - "Teenage Riot" by Sonic Youth
11 - "Yellow Ledbetter" by Pearl Jam
12 - "Soon" by My Bloody Valentine
13 - "Amsterdam" by Coldplay

Get on your p2p file sharing software of choice and listen to them. Those songs say more about me than any profile I could type up. Although one of these days I should get a picture of me up here so you can see what I look like. Until then you kiddies will just have to listen to my music and read my drivel.